Monday, October 08, 2007

A Very Special Episode of The IHoB...

Explain to me why the people who gather up the courage to finally expose their vulnerable souls and write their deepest thoughts on the walls of public bathroom stalls never take the time to check the spelling on their racial slurs?

There is one bathroom stall at my place of employment that is threatening to become the next Jena, Louisiana. And apparently, the mere fact that these asshats can't spell shouldn't stop you from realizing they are superior to you.

At this point, if you have ever walked this earth, someone in that stall has hated you.

But really... shouldn't that bring us closer together?

Regardless, I shall be avoiding the Ironic Toilet from here on out.

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I had hoped that "Ironic Toilet" would be an IHoB exclusive term, but a quick google search shows that there truly are no more original ideas in this world.

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5 Comments:

Anonymous slinger said...

Wow, you have a swank job, but you still have to share a toilet with the general population?

9:37 AM  
Blogger josh pincus is crying said...

"Ironic Toilet" would be a great name for a band!

9:59 AM  
Blogger TravelGretta said...

How about Bionic Toilet? Nothing to do with word play, obviously, but still an interesting idea.

2:29 PM  
Blogger Whiskeymarie said...

How dare ewe kritisize my writin in the terlet. Now i hat you two. i'll be watchin you, fancy writin smrtypants.
XO
-ironik terlet suprstar

7:12 PM  
Blogger Victoria said...

I think I'd like to write a song and title it Ironic Toilet.

12:45 AM  

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