I Hog New York

"So, I says to her, I says, "Lindsay, listen... you can't let him walk all over you like th--- oh, hold on. Someone's here. I gotta let you go. All right. We'll do lunch tomorrow then. Thanks, Regis."

Oh, hey. I didn't hear you come in. I just got back to the IHoB Home Office this past Friday, and I've been trying to catch up on -- um, business... stuff.

But maybe you'd like to hear about where I was on these past few trips.

You probably already read about my adventures over in Paris.

Fantabulous blogger WendyB was kind enough to take me over there last month. I'm on a four croissant-a-day habit since then I tell ya! They are fluffy little pieces of heaven.

But New York! Man alive... that's where I got spoiled!

IHoG Travel Journal
Trip 12: Sometime in April-May 7
Trip: New York, NY
Miles Traveled: 823-ish miles (from The IHoB Home Office)
Travel Companions: Wendy Brandes, and a cast of hundreds! Or, tens.


Back here in the states, Wendy really showed me a great time. Dining with celebrities after the Tribecca Film Festival, almost being dined on by celebrities... oh, McGone already made that joke, huh? Whatever...

Anyway, I got my picture taken by Larry Fink, John Muggenborg and Jordan Cabot. And seriously, how awesome is that?


Well, I'll tell you... it's very, very awesome.

Aside from that, I met a lot of interesting people, and I got my drink on. And Wendy showed me the great city of New York. St. Patrick's Cathedral, Rockefeller Center, The Empire State Building, The New York Public Library... I saw it all.


You can't spell "Gotham" without "Hog!"

It's true. I'll give you a minute to make sure that's right.

Now I'm back in the Land of Lincoln, and it's pretty hard to find things to do that live up to my time in New York. Relive the awesome that was my Wendy Brandes Experience, by clicking here.


If you'll excuse me, I have an envelope I gotta to jump into. See ya soon.

U.S. States Visited: 10 (Non U.S. Countries: 3)