How to get on The IHoB Blogroll in 3 easy steps
1. Be a blogger.
I cannot stress how important this point is. If my blogroll merely consisted of people I liked, you would be clicking on links to "Friendly Lady at Starbucks Who Gets Really Excited When I Give Her Exact Change For a Green Tea Latte" and going nowhere. You would just click and click and click and finally say "Gahd-dammit McGone! You done it again with your bloggrollin' fakeout!" So please, have a blog ready for me to link to.
2. Start a contest for "Comment Content Comedy Hall of Fame"
And it also helps to have stellar bloggers like the lovely and talented Gwen and the deranged and blog-traffic-obsessed Zibbs nominate you.
3. When I win said contest, title a post "McGone You Be The Greatest"
Candy's Daily Dandy just became a force to be reckoned with by following steps 1-through-3. And I swear I didn't vote for myself... more than once.
This whole "Voted In By The People Thing" rocks. Now I know exactly how Obama felt. Suck it, McCain.*
*I'm just kidding.**
** No I'm not. Suck it, McCain.
I cannot stress how important this point is. If my blogroll merely consisted of people I liked, you would be clicking on links to "Friendly Lady at Starbucks Who Gets Really Excited When I Give Her Exact Change For a Green Tea Latte" and going nowhere. You would just click and click and click and finally say "Gahd-dammit McGone! You done it again with your bloggrollin' fakeout!" So please, have a blog ready for me to link to.
2. Start a contest for "Comment Content Comedy Hall of Fame"
And it also helps to have stellar bloggers like the lovely and talented Gwen and the deranged and blog-traffic-obsessed Zibbs nominate you.
3. When I win said contest, title a post "McGone You Be The Greatest"
Candy's Daily Dandy just became a force to be reckoned with by following steps 1-through-3. And I swear I didn't vote for myself... more than once.
This whole "Voted In By The People Thing" rocks. Now I know exactly how Obama felt. Suck it, McCain.*
*I'm just kidding.**
** No I'm not. Suck it, McCain.
Labels: Award Season, Getting to Know McGone
posted by McGone at Tuesday, November 11, 2008
22 Comments:
really? green tea latte? who woulda thunk it?
too bad i don't have the pig to take to mchs on thursday! where is that crazy little porker?
You also know how Al Gore felt, by the way. Congrats and kudos on this prestigious award. Your comments are always second to none.
McGone, congrats on your "win". There were actually a few other comments I could have nominated you for but I was too lazy to look for them . You should plan ahead and blog more frequently. And how were you able to update you blogroll? Blogrolling.com has been down for a few weeks.
Lovely AND talented? Now I know you're lying. I kid! I'm both.
Congrats on your win, my friend. You deserve it - your comments are consistently witty and insightful.
Suck it, McCain.
Congrats on your newfound fame, sir. However, I assume that since your fame is for commenting, you'll still need us to write stuff for you to comment on, so I'm not out of a non-paying job yet.
@Pistols: The irony of course being that you just wrote a comment so good that I felt the need to comment on it. We're just a bunch of meta hipster douchebags around here, aren't we?
I'm so glad you won... you really do deserve it. Your comments crack me up. I showed up too late to vote but you were going to be my vote! :) So can you add a +1 to your total :)
OH!...
and I almost forgot!...
Suck it, McCain!!!
be honest, the green tea latte keeps you regular, doesn't it?
I voted for you as well.
Um, well I just added you to my newly-hatched blogroll, does that count for anything?
does this mean I'm at risk of being removed? I did a lot for that coveted position.
ehhhhh.....
no I didn't....
McGone, I love you too dude! You deserve all the accolades and then some. Also, I just wanted to say that the comment you left on Zibbs post about his speech was MCLegendary. Glad to see that you aren't letting the grass grow under your feet!
Shoot me your e-mail and I will forward you the Ihob King Winner thingy all pimped out to do with what you will.
BTW-The title for the contest posting your win was "McGone you be the McGreatest". Hard to catch that little stuff when your eyes are all teary. I know.
Or you can just jack it off my site. But then it wont be all pimped out for the Hall of Fame. It's up to you.
I'm a blogger and I hang out at Starbucks alot...do I qualify??
hee hee, Candy said "you can jack it off.."
You know you totally will once you get that award.
I think I'd care a lot more about this if you *had* a blogroll, McGone.
[sniffle]
You deserved the win.
I think you should know that my fellow 2nd runner up, Dr. Zibbs, called me last night and went on and on about how you stole the election, and something about Ohio. I don't know. He's trying to get me to strong-arm Candy into doing a recount. I told him that you won fair and square, but he just won't let it go. That guy's dangerous. And did you know that he's not even a real doctor?? Be careful, man.
Coming soon: a blog named "meta hipster douchebags." It will consist of one post, and then us commenting on it, citing McLuhan as often as possible.
In the spirit of this, my verification word is "Dessetin," which I believe is also the name of an ass cream, aptly drawing the parallel between my idea and something on the ass of society that should go away.
You are the greatest. And the wind beneath my wings.
Wha? There was an election? sorry, forgot to vote. For you, anyway...
...oh, but suck it McCain...
And, what the hell is up with your w.v? gingsp??? seriously, after astrim?
thanks.pass ..
that's good
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