A Jackass in a Hailstorm*
Following record turnout with the sophomore edition of "Who You Got!," the results are in and a nation need await no longer. You have exercised your right to vote yet again, America,** and let's get to it.
The Final Tally:
"Donkey" - 11 Votes***
"Elephant" - 9 Votes****
"Jimmy James" - 1 Vote based on the amount of time spent discussing the TV show NewsRadio
You can go back and check my math, but keep in mind that this particular edition of "Who You Got" includes special "Electoral Comments" that count as Eleventeen points for certain votes, based on a secret mapping plan that involves complicated algorithms or unicorns or something. It's kind of complicated and long-winded, but I explained it in full in The IHoB Constitution that I handed out at the beginning of the blog. In the end of this match-up, the final tally ended up being closer to Donkey - FortyPi / Elephant - Q7, but I thought I would keep it in layman's terms. Regular counting will resume with the next "Who You Got!"
*What the hell does that mean? Ask Lyndon B. Johnson.
**R.I.P. Bernie Mac.
***In true Chicago-style, tjd voted twice. So did Mjenks, technically, but tjd actually stated "I'll vote again." Also, one vote was from me.
****One vote based on the size of elephant's sexual organs. I don't think I need to clarify, but that came from Dr. Zibbs. He likes seeing his blog linked to.
The Final Tally:
"Donkey" - 11 Votes***
"Elephant" - 9 Votes****
"Jimmy James" - 1 Vote based on the amount of time spent discussing the TV show NewsRadio
Donkey is Who You Got!
You can go back and check my math, but keep in mind that this particular edition of "Who You Got" includes special "Electoral Comments" that count as Eleventeen points for certain votes, based on a secret mapping plan that involves complicated algorithms or unicorns or something. It's kind of complicated and long-winded, but I explained it in full in The IHoB Constitution that I handed out at the beginning of the blog. In the end of this match-up, the final tally ended up being closer to Donkey - FortyPi / Elephant - Q7, but I thought I would keep it in layman's terms. Regular counting will resume with the next "Who You Got!"
Congratulations, Donkey!
You are the Random Animal In Chief!
You are the Random Animal In Chief!
*What the hell does that mean? Ask Lyndon B. Johnson.
**R.I.P. Bernie Mac.
***In true Chicago-style, tjd voted twice. So did Mjenks, technically, but tjd actually stated "I'll vote again." Also, one vote was from me.
****One vote based on the size of elephant's sexual organs. I don't think I need to clarify, but that came from Dr. Zibbs. He likes seeing his blog linked to.
Labels: Donkey vs Elephant, Results Show, Who You Got?
posted by McGone at Wednesday, November 05, 2008
11 Comments:
“Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.”
It almost sounds like what Johnson was saying is experience has very little to do with being president. So remind me again about how relevant all the whining about lack of experience was a few months back?
Awwww... I just voted for the donkey cuz he's cuter
not to be confused with "a canary in a coalmine".
Way to go, Assface!
I knew you'd resort to some sort of gerrymandering. But who am I to complain as long as the ends justify the means ?
Go Team Donkey!
(My verify is ovegoo. How does this thing know my oven is in terrible need of a cleaning?)
Sweet. Linky love.
I'm liking this whole picking the winner thing. A
nd I know my vote counted as Eleventeen points because my point values are like my coolness...imaginary.
You've been awarded. See my blog for details.
I'll have to run some chaos and complexity simulations first, but I think your math is pretty accurate.
We was robbed.
Team Elephant will never forget this.
Thanks for mentioning that I mentioned the genitals of the elephant. That information was just for yesterday's readers but it's your blog McGone.
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