Move over Donkey and Elephant... there's a new party animal in town!
Hey, did you guys hear about that really cool Illinois liberal who got invited to come stay at the nation's capital this fall?
Word. Fernando von Bakonstein in the White Hee-zee!
Or at least an acceptable and non-threatening distance from the White Hee-zee!
IHoG Travel Journal
Trip 20: October 16th-December 18th(ish), 2008
Trip: Washington DC
Miles Traveled: 755 miles (one way)
Travel Companions: Evil Genius and Red (No, not that one. The other Red! Pay attention.)
Someone call Homeland Security! Read all about Mr. von Bakonstein going to Washington here. And here. And here! And you're not done until you read the exciting conclusion here! Lots of incriminating photos await your clicking!
U.S. States Visited: 18 (Maryland); Non U.S. Countries: 3; Districts: 1
Word. Fernando von Bakonstein in the White Hee-zee!
Or at least an acceptable and non-threatening distance from the White Hee-zee!
IHoG Travel Journal
Trip 20: October 16th-December 18th(ish), 2008
Trip: Washington DC
Miles Traveled: 755 miles (one way)
Travel Companions: Evil Genius and Red (No, not that one. The other Red! Pay attention.)
Someone call Homeland Security! Read all about Mr. von Bakonstein going to Washington here. And here. And here! And you're not done until you read the exciting conclusion here! Lots of incriminating photos await your clicking!
U.S. States Visited: 18 (Maryland); Non U.S. Countries: 3; Districts: 1Labels: Evil Genius, IHoG International Tour, Please don't expect me to get more political than this
posted by McGone at Thursday, December 18, 2008
21 Comments:
You know Homeland Security probably has a grainy photo of Fernando on file now, don't you? And seriously: how do I get that Pork shirt?
Fernie! I miss you, man! Do you think you can come back for Mardi Gras in February? Ask McGone and let me know. Love you, little buddy.
McGone: You've been tagged at my place to help find crappy gifts for sick people.
I would seriously love to have Fernando as a guest at my place here in Colorado!
That pic is awesome!!
I'm seriously jealous of this pig.
OMG, can Fernando come visit me in Savannah? I would take such good care of him (but I won't tell him about chitlins)
Why don't I ever get that pig? I swear I won't put it in anyone's butt.
OMG OMG OMG, Please please please send him to me!!!
I just realized I could take him to Australia in January!!!
Make that 2 pork shirts, please. Or would Judy be taking these orders?
Lucky pig. How come bacon always has all the fun.
*pouts*
McGone, I just emailed you my request for the Porcine Wonder.
I think I may actually be in love with that adorable little porker!
He's sooooo flippin cute!!
The pig also voted with me. I also took him to a hockey game (Caps vs. Devils) and to a Billy Bragg concert, but the photos from those did not turn out.
Fernando:
Last chance to spend the frigid winter with me in the Caribbean diving the world's best dive island. I leave on Monday....
I can get you your own wet suit and tank. It's all inclusive... Casa de Mama.
Call me Fernando....
Now if I could only get WIzardcat to join in the dive-adventures.
At first I thought your post was referring to Rev. Rick Warren. But actually I'm not really sure.
I don't know how your Northern Illinoisans do it up there McGone.
I've always been one step behind the curve.
Uh-oh...the iHog is casing out the White House. Trouble is bound to ensue.
That pig gets all the damn fun.
@SouthernBelle - Have you read the Mercy Watson series? Or is "porcine wonder" used in other contexts? Curious...
e.andaas, no I haven't, but I'm interested now! Shall have to google it.
I thought I was being original, thanks for bursting my bubble! ; )
I was wondering if Fernando could accompany me to the Spamarama™ some year, perhaps this.
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