Sunday, January 04, 2009

Into the black

During the song "My My, Hey Hey (Out of the Blue)" Neil Young warbles the legendary line "It's better to burn out than to fade away." And he's right. Even Kurt Cobain infamously agreed. But I ask... what happens when you fade out and you burn away?

No, you're right. I guess the two things don't cancel each other out.

The fact is I burned out awhile ago on this here blog. And the past couple months have been spent fading away faster than a meth addicts' youth and good looks.

The bottom line is that it's time to pull the plug, kiddies. I'm sorry to say, but The International House of Blogcakes hereby closes the doors. For good.

It's been a helluva time, though - don't be mistaken about that. In my time I've discovered that the blogosphere is filled with good eggs, of all types of talents and personalities. I'll just be watching from the sidelines from now on. Still around, but probably not participating as much as I was back in the day.

As for the "whys" behind my exit, it's not so much Any One Thing that led to the ultimate demise of The IHoB. If you held a gun to my head, I would a.) give you my wallet, b.) cry like a girl and c.) list them individually, and it would probably end up as a list of 10 or so different reasons. But the biggie right now is the personal matter I previously mentioned.

It's been an interesting run, particularly this past year when I introduced new blogger Fernando von Bakonstein and I lived vicariously through him as he got to personally meet a lot of those bloggers I like some much. And it's because of those participants (and the people I had lined up for his future travels) that I feel like I'm not giving this whole thing the proper send-off.

There's just not an easy way to do this. I've had about 12 different drafts of this post so far, none of which did the trick.

So having said that, I thank you all for stopping by here over the past two and a half years, I take a bow and I exit stage left.

Good night, and good luck.

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37 Comments:

Anonymous Poobomber said...

April 1st is in... April, dude.

Sad to see you go, but you're still on my feed list in case you get the urge to come back!

12:48 AM  
Blogger Jon said...

Well if you're not blogging anymore, I'm not blogging anymore.

Sorry to see you go, McGone.

6:50 AM  
Blogger Some Guy said...

Sad news. All the best to you, McGone. Don't be a stranger!

6:56 AM  
Anonymous tjd said...

Why do the good things go away all too soon? Arrested Development, Wonderfalls, The IHoBĀ®...

Thanks for the squeaks and gigs and stuff. I hope Judy get a nice benefits package out of this. She's always helpful and cheery when I call.

Sniff.

6:59 AM  
Blogger SkylersDad said...

Thanks for all the fun and laughs, please drop by now and then to let us know how you are.

7:38 AM  
Blogger Gwen said...

This news is hard to read. You were one of my very first blog friends and special to me.

I've already been missing seeing your around so I suspect not much will change, except this time I know you won't be back.

Good luck, McG! Stay in touch, please.

I'm keeping you in the reader in case you change your mind.

7:48 AM  
Blogger SouthernBelle said...

We shall miss you!

Drop by the comments once in a while, mkay?

xx
Belle

8:50 AM  
Blogger Grant Miller said...

Damnit man.

That sucks.

Stay in contact, at least!

12:37 PM  
Blogger pistols at dawn said...

This means that I can steal all your best ideas and claim they were mine. So, I'm happy about that, but sad that you won't keep coming up with new, hilarious ideas for me to steal, you self-centered jerk.

The IHOB will be missed, sir. So much so that I'll have to hire help to miss it full-time. Sure, that'll only work for a week or two, until the help realizes I'm broke and am paying them in Monopoly money, but that's my dedication to you. To us, baby.

Also, I may drive past your house late at night while drunk, singing love songs, because that's just how I deal with breakups.

1:13 PM  
Anonymous Snoop Robbie Rob said...

You are joking, right? (denial)

You suck (anger)

Perhaps you can do a guest spot here and there? (barganing)

I'm jumping out of the basement window! (depression)

You will be missed, man. (acceptance)

Rob S. (Qponz)

P.S. This isn't 'cause of the joke email from Ellie that Becky & Peggy put me up to new year's eve, is it?

2:05 PM  
Blogger Lisa-tastrophies said...

NNNOOOOOOO!!!!
I leave the country for two weeks and I come back to this???? Holy crap, I am never leaving again.
Please don't go IHoB! I will miss you and Fernando. I hope you do pop up from time to time to let us know you are still alive and well. Thank you for the fun filled reads and the lusting of Fernando.
Take care

6:18 PM  
Blogger Red said...

We're still friends on Facebook, right? And my offer stands: If you and The Girl ever come down to DC(ish), I promise to bake you a cake.

Slainte, McGone. You will be missed.

9:14 PM  
Blogger HANNIBAL said...

First off, Peggy and Becky did nothing of the sort! The legend was told, and the rest was cooked up in the Qpons dungeon.

Secondly, I gotta pay big respect to the MAN! I have loved your blog longtime, and it was cheapcheap! Thanks for all of the laughs, LOL's, whatever the kids say these days...
I'm sad that the blogcakes are all gone.
Good luck McGuantanamo and Fernando, I will miss you!

6:30 AM  
Blogger the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

I would like to beg you not to stay, but I'm to fucking proud to be down on my knees and all.

So, I'll just say that it's been a helluva fun ride to read you man. No offense, but hopefully no more Notre Dame quarterbacks will be transferring to your alma mater in the future.

Take care and enjoy every sandwich.

8:57 AM  
Blogger Del-V said...

Sorry to see you go.

10:00 AM  
Blogger red said...

Ah, man. This blows.

All the best to you, sir.

10:14 AM  
Anonymous Adam said...

If you're leaving to focus on your modeling career, I think you're making a horrible mistake ;)

What will Alan Tudyk do without you?!?!

3:30 PM  
Blogger josh pincus is crying said...

will you still keep the link to my blog here, though?

You know where you can find me. I won't stop drawing until they make it illegal... and even that might not stop me.

Take it easy, but don't take it in the ass.

JPiC

5:08 PM  
Blogger Evil Genius said...

Had I known this I would have just kept the pig for myself.

Godspeed, John Glenn.

6:17 AM  
Blogger Rider said...

I didn't cry when they canceled The Greatest American Hero, but you, sir, have just broken my heart. I can't do better than a Christina Applegate memorable quote, so I'll just stop there.

But let me add: I always pictured you in red tights and a cape while you blogged, because you are my hero. Believe it or not.

7:16 AM  
Blogger Whiskeymarie said...

I'm not going to cry, mostly because I get all red and snotty and no one likes a red & snotty girl...
but this makes me so very, very sad. I'll miss the IHOB, the drawrings, and lord knows I'll miss my Fernando. Give him a little tongue kiss for me, will you? Make sure he knows that I still love him.
You'll be missed, but real life takes precedence over this little world of ours.

If it helps, I get it- the wanting to stop. It seems to be pretty thick in the blogosphere atmosphere lately- we've lost a few.

Take care, toots- I wish you all the best.

11:18 AM  
Blogger Victoria said...

Good luck, my friend. Hope to see you around n stuff, cuz you're rad.

'N awesome.

7:22 PM  
Blogger BeckEye said...

I've been so happy with the premiere of American Idol on the horizon, and then you blast me with this downer. Sheesh.

I blame Grant Miller and his damn Drysdale Awards for this. Everyone needs a scapegoat.

10:40 PM  
Blogger Candy's daily Dandy said...

I hardly knew you...yet I feel so empty...
You will always be "His Royal Highness" to me. Please know that your avitar and yourself will always be welcome at my place.

Don't be a stranger and know that if you change your mind we will have a huge party and announce to the blogger world that the King is back.
I hope you straighten out whatever it is that troubles you.
I've said it before and I will say it again, "McGone you be the McGreatest!" And I truly mean that.

10:57 AM  
Blogger Falwless said...

I don't even know what to say. I will miss you dearly. And I totally understand, I'm sort of slowly losing steam myself. Don't be a stranger, okay?

Man. :(

Sad. :(

12:57 AM  
Blogger enc said...

Take a seat next to me on the bench, McGone. We'll root everyone else on!

You did a great job on this blog. Reading it has been one of the biggest bright spots in my entire blog-reading career.

9:53 AM  
Blogger Fancy Schmancy said...

But, but, I JUST started reading you. I hadn't even really built up to commenting yet... Sorry to see you go, I'll also keep following just in case you change your mind.

12:57 PM  
Blogger MelO said...

WHAT THE HECK IS IN THE BLOG WATER?!? Why is everyone feeling so uninspired lately?! I'm not giving up on you yet, McGone... I was... sniff, sniff... just getting to know Fernando!

:'(

I'm sorry to see you go and will continue living in denial until your return. :P

9:01 PM  
Blogger WendyB said...

Oh noes! This is terribly sad :-(

11:04 PM  
Blogger Grant Miller said...

Still nothing, huh?

7:20 PM  
Blogger Leonesse said...

I, too, know that of which you are doing. I am just a commenter now.

I will miss you. Pop in from time to time like I do!

4:49 PM  
Blogger Dr Zibbs said...

How did I not see this post? I just saw your comment on Gwens blog and clicked and saw this.

Sorry to hear you've ended the blog. It was one of my favorites.

12:07 PM  
Blogger theultramundane said...

you'll be back. i tried to kill the mundane three times already. there's no end to this. its bigger than you.

9:42 AM  
Blogger Grant Miller said...

Still nothing? Ugh.

11:56 AM  
Blogger Le Meems said...

I am always a day late and a dollar short. I am also very amused. You are funny. Like really funny.

2:36 AM  
Blogger Winter said...

Um, well... damn.

3:00 PM  
Blogger Grant Miller said...

How long are you going to keep this up? The Blogosphere needs you.

5:05 PM  

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